Let's have some fun sex in and out of the cabin.

Going on a cruise? Planning a cruise? Then why not make it the cruise of a lifetime and enjoy some fun during your voyage. This book takes over 10 years of experience on cruise ships and explores the plentiful possibilities of where to have sex on a cruise ship (plus some fun stories that happened on ships as well).

Don't be stuck in your cabin for some sexual fun on a ship, this book will give you ideas on how to escape from your cabin and fully enjoy your cruise.

Topics include:

1) Did you pack your sex partner.
2) Ship's rules about sex
3) Places to have sex
4) Sex in Port
5) Which cruise line
6) Themed cruises

This book is for passengers 18 years and older and contains some adult content.

Author: Bert Debois
Kindle Edition: 46 pages Kindle eBook
Company: (2011-05-18) (2011-05-18)
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You've spent a year saving, months planning and thousands of
dollars paying for your dream cruise. Seven days of fun in the sun with your family, things couldn't be more perfect. That is until you realize those fruity umbrella drinks you have been dreaming about costs 7 bucks each. That isn't even the worst of it; the true travesty is the fact that you'll have to drink your body weight in Pina Coloda just to feel a buzz.


A typical cruise will set you back a couple of thousand
dollars.  Plane tickets to get there will
cost a few hundred dollars each.  Once on
board the cruise line is going to make you pay another 100 bucks in tips,
mainly because they choose to pay their workers peanuts.  All together your expenses will be a few
thousand dollars before you spend a dime on board the cruise ship.  Once on the ship you can probably expect to
spend another thousand bucks or so.  I
guess that's just the cost of a family cruise vacation.


What if I were to tell you I can help you cut the costs of
your cruise vacation? Now, I won't sit here and tell you I can show you how you
can cruise for free.  I won't even tell
you that I can save you thousands of dollars.
However, I will promise that if you are someone who plans to drink on
your cruise vacation I can save you appreciable amounts of money. 


This simple little 40 page kindle booklet is chock-full of
helpful information detailing how you can save money on alcohol while cruising.


Here are just a few of the things
this book will teach you:

      A completely foolproof
way to save money on cruise ship liquor      Fully approved methods
of stocking your own in cabin bar      The safest and most
thoroughly tested ways to bring your own liquor onto a cruise      Inconspicuous ways to
deal with "weak" pool drinks

Author: Seth Lieber
Kindle Edition: 35 pages Kindle eBook
Company: (2011-10-13) (2011-10-13)
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Cruise Quarters - A novel About Casinos and Cruise Ships was chosen Tripatini.com 'Read of the Week'.

The Review Girl blog raves, "Cruise Quarters is an amazing travel novel which is as much about romance as it is about travel (the novel is based on their real-life love story)."

The # 1 cruise ship and casino novel is a fun, fast paced tale of working in the casino aboard a Regal Cruises cruise-ship. It is based on a true story and was written by authors who have over a decade of experience working on luxury cruise ships.

The crew of the Regal Star resemble a mini United Nations, hiring people from all over the world. But unlike the UN, Regal Cruise's employees present a united front above decks as they attend to their passenger's every needs.

Sarah Seldon is a croupier on the luxury liner. After many unhappy endings, and burnt out on shipboard romance, she is determined to forget about men and concentrate on becoming a casino manager. On land women face a dearth of GOOD men but on a ship giving up men would take willpower. The mostly male crew exist to serve her every need. Handsome Italian waiters bring her food, the Filipino steward cleans her room, English officers play poker with her and the Welsh plumber fixes her sink. She leads a cushy life, sleeping 'til noon, eating gourmet food, and the topper - she gets to wake up in beautiful new place everyday. All because she works in a casino, a place so bad it has SIN in the middle.

Book a cruise and travel with Sarah and the crew as they work, play, feast, and fall in and out of love, all while the ship sails around the globe, stopping at exotic ports of call. Along the way, from Venice to Barcelona sight-see in the Med, shop in St. Martin, take an eco-cruise down the Amazon, and feast in Glasgow. Let the crew tell you their own stories as they sit in the hallway in the wee hours of the morning. While the ship travels to new destinations, tired and tipsy they share tales of love and betrayal.

Excerpt from Chapter One:

When people sat down at Sarah Seldon’s blackjack game, they always wanted to talk about The Book.

“Should I double down? Should I hit? Dealer, I know you’re a gambler; you could let me win if you wanted to. What does the book say?”

She had never read this book, this mythical Bible for gamblers. The truth is there are 2256 books, each teaching its own foolproof winning system. But Sarah had been in the casino business long enough to think with a gambler’s mind. Gamblers knew they could follow all the rules of basic strategy, utilize money management and still lose if they weren’t dealt the right cards. The allure and curse of gambling was that there were no sure things. In the end it all came down to luck; gamblers prayed that Lady Luck would show up and that she would stick around for awhile.

On that particular day, Sarah perched on a chair to get a better view through her salt-stained porthole onto the dock, filled with people busying themselves with the activities necessary to supply a huge cruise ship. Port activities in Hong Kong demonstrated a model of modern efficiency. Even though the ship had been docked for under an hour, already the crew had begun to perform the necessary safety checks. At the same time operators steered forklifts, moving wooden pallets filled with provisions into the hold. Like a patient hooked up to life support, long, fat hoses attached to the side of the ship fed water and gas into tanks, providing nutrients for the upcoming voyage.

You can find out more about Cara and Ray at Author Central.

Author: Cara Bertoia
Paperback: 346 pages
Company: CreateSpace (2011-04-08)
ISBN: 1461010470
List Price: $14.99
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Chapter 1

How Easy Is Romance on a Cruise Ship?

I had been onboard my first ship for five days when I went to the crew bar and met a woman from Trinidad and Tobago. She was a black woman and she was overweight, maybe even a little flabby, but such a sweetheart. She asked a lot of personal questions and listened closely and was genuinely interested in my responses. I asked her personal questions, and she answered every one of them. I saw her the next night in the crew bar and she looked upset so I went over and sat down.

“What’s wrong?” I asked.

“I just had an argument with the chief purser,” she said with her Caribbean accent.

“That’s too bad.”

“Yes, I do not get along with the pursers on this ship very well,” she said, starting to tear up a little. “I do not have many friends onboard.”

Although I liked her, I could understand why others might shy away. She had slow, almost voodoo-like mannerisms that bordered on creepy. But she was so easy to talk to and, like me, perfectly content to sit and talk one on one.

“So do you have a girlfriend?” she asked, changing the subject.

“No.”

“Have you been with anyone on the ship yet?”

“Nope. It’s actually been twelve years since I slept with someone.”

“Come on now.”

“It’s true.” I said, and then told her why (more on that later).

“Hmm. That’s fascinating. You know, I used to sleep with a skinny white guy from England on my last ship. You remind me of him.”

“Oh, yeah?”

“He and I had lots of fun, and I never left him unsatisfied. I may not look it, but I’m actually a really good lover.”

“You don’t say.”

“I’ve been with lots of men in my day. I’m forty-one, after all. And in my years, I’ve learned exactly what men like and how to please them. And now”—she took a sip of her drink—“and now all the men I sleep with are extremely satisfied.”

I had always imagined athletic girls—especially flexible athletic girls—to be the best lovers. But this lady from Trinidad had me rethinking that assumption. Maybe it was just another one of the after effects of abstinence, but those voodoo mannerisms were now bordering on sensual.

“Would you like to have sex with me?” she asked, taking another sip of her drink. “We could go to my cabin right now.”

Woodrow.

I couldn’t believe how quickly the opportunity had presented itself. “I might be interested in that.”

“Might?”

“Yeah.”

“But not right now?”

“Yeah, not just yet.”

“Okay, well, you think about it and I’ll call you later this week.” She got up and left me at the table, alone with my thoughts.

My cabin phone rang at 8:00 p.m. two days later.

“Hi, it’s me,” she said. “How are you?”

“I’m good. How are you?” I responded.

“Good, good. Are you ready to do what we talked about the other night?” she asked, wasting no time on idle chit-chat...

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This is a behind-the-scenes look at cruise ships in a way that's never been done before. Some of the stories are shocking, some are enlightening, but most are just laugh-out-loud entertaining. This tour behind those "Crew Only" doors will reveal:

- How romance on a cruise ship is unlike anywhere else
- The insane things passengers do
- Why alcohol is mandatory at sea
- How nude cruises compare to Christian cruises
- What happens when things go horribly wrong at sea

Jay Herring was an American senior officer and one of the few who had physical access to the entire ship. He worked with every department and every senior officer, including the captain. His wife worked in the casino, and combined they worked for Carnival Cruise Lines for 10 years and sailed on over 503 cruises.

If you've ever wondered what happens below deck on a cruise ship, then get ready to laugh through an experience unlike any other!

Author: Jay Herring
Paperback: 316 pages
Company: SaltLog Press (2010-04-20)
ISBN: 0981843611
List Price: $10.95
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A 19-page article on how to break the rules on a cruise ship. Learn how to be a frugal traveler, avoid bad entertainment, not dress up, and what you should bring that isn't in the brochure, and best of all, how to take advantage of what's available. Also personal recommendations on budget booking, specialty cruises, solo cruising, best kept secrets, and where to find good cruise reviews. BONUS: The Ultimate Travel Checklist, 36 Things to do before you leave the house.

Article written by a frugal traveler who has been on dozens of cruises around the world on several different cruise lines. 5,100 Words.

Author: K. Harper
Kindle Edition: 23 pages Kindle eBook
Company: (2010-07-15) (2010-07-15)
List Price: $1.49
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In his bestselling debut tell-all Cruise Confidential, cruise ship insider Brian David Bruns revealed why he was the only American in Carnival Cruise Lines history to complete a full eight-month contract in their restaurants. Returning with his award-winning wit and delightfully candid narrative voice, Brian brings us the first and only expose of art auctioneering on the mighty liners, where the tenet of ‘what happens at sea, stays at sea’ has always been observed—until now. Ship For Brains ($15.95 trade paperback original) takes on cruise ship art auctioneers, a society brimming with odd personalities drawn to the stress and isolation that invariably lead to alcohol and a Hell-may-care attitude. Willingly giving up home and family in favor of high-paced, crushing sales goals demanded while port-hopping from nation to nation, art auctioneers are undermined by the lash of tyrannical ship officers, unforgiving gallery managers, hyena-like trainers, and a skeptical public. The burn-out rate is phenomenal—but when it works, you are king of the world. Brian’s true-life struggle turns both harrowing and hilarious when goaded by the lecherous but mighty auctioneer Bill Shatner, and he must navigate sexy dancers and their all-to-intimate cliques, the slapstick schemes of his mentors, and the seduction of success, all while staying true to his girl and himself. We are transported from the Caribbean to the Pacific and Costa Rica to Transylvania as our likable guide vividly describes his many misadventures, triumphs, flirtations, and, above all, his amusing and astute insights into human nature. Ship For Brains is a first-class ticket to high seas satire.

Author: Brian David Bruns
Paperback: 422 pages
Company: World Waters (2011-07-13)
ISBN: 0974521728
List Price: $15.95
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Learn the secrets to getting the best value and having the most fun on your cruise, from those who cruise all the time. Cruising can be simultaneously, the most relaxing and the most fun vacation that you have ever had, if you just follow the recommendations of cruising aficionados. But you can't follow recommendations, if you don't know what they are. Learn how to pick a cruise travel agent, a cruise line, a ship, a cabin and a destination. Learn what to pack, what to expect and all about cruise ship etiquette. Learn the simple precautions that will prepare you for unlikely problems. In short, learn how to cruise, as if you've been taking two or three cruise vacations every year, for decades.

Some of the things that are addressed in Cruise Secrets of Seasoned Cruisers are:

Why Are Cruises So Popular?
Choosing a Cruise Travel Agent
- Online Cruise Brokers
- Local Cruise Travel Agents
Cruise Critic: An Online Cruise Enthusiasts Community
What To Look For in a Cruise Ship
- Themes
- Amenities
- Destinations
- The Staterooms
Choosing the Right Stateroom
- Four Main Factors in Choosing a Stateroom
Consider Destinations and Ports of Call
- Port Facilities
- Popular Ports of Call
- The Ship is the Destination
- Departure / Arrival Ports
Cruise Ship Etiquette
Cruise Ship Gambling
What to Bring / What to Leave Home

Reginald and Lillian Carpenter are retired business professionals, who have been cruising the high seas since 1986. They've sailed on the inaugural voyage of world's largest cruise ship. At the other end of the spectrum, they've literally "sailed" aboard a four-masted, steel-hulled, extreme luxury sailing cruise ship. Of course, they've sailed on all kinds of cruise ships in between. They've gone ashore in more than 50 ports around the world and are currently planning a month-long Antarctic cruise.

Those who know them call the Carpenters, "The Cruise Gurus", due to their extensive knowledge of all aspects of cruising.

Now that they've retired and have lots of time, they've decided to write this book and others, yet to come, to share some of the secrets that they've learned over their 25 years of cruising.

Author: Lillian Carpenter, Reginald Carpenter
Kindle Edition: 41 pages Kindle eBook
Company: GurusInc (2011-05-31) (2011-05-31)
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In Cruise Confidential, Brian David Bruns spills the dirt - or in this case, the dirty water - on those romantic, fun-filled vacations at sea. His hilarious chronicle of the year he spent working for Carnival Cruise Lines takes readers down into the areas where the crew works and lives, leaving readers gasping with laughter as they're assaulted nonstop with events that range from the absurd to the utterly bizarre. Stewards fighting over food. Cutlery allowances and other nonsensical rules. What the crew calls those onboard (no, it's not ''passengers''). And of course, the sex. An abundance of ready, willing, and able bodies eager for action on a vessel replete with nooks and crannies leads to love in some mighty strange, and seemingly impossible, places. Breezy, entertaining, and informative, Cruise Confidential is essential reading for those planning a cruise or for anyone who just needs a good laugh.

Author: Brian David Bruns
Paperback: 504 pages Large Print
Company: ReadHowYouWant (2011-01-06)
ISBN: 145960329X
List Price: $22.99
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Each year, over 11 million people take a cruise vacation. Cruising has become one of the fastest growing vacation alternatives in the 21st century. The experience of cruising is unlike any other. If you have never cruised before, imagine being pampered at a luxurious resort and waking up each morning to a brand new, stunning view of the world. But your first cruise can be a little confusing, and you may not know what to expect or what to do. You could spend much of your vacation just figuring out how the cruise vacation works. Do not waste a moment of your precious vacation time if you want to take the plunge and go on your first cruise. This new book will be your traveling companion and answer the myriad of questions that arise when planning a cruise. By reading this book, you will learn what to expect while on a cruise. You will learn how to choose a cruise line, ship, and cabin, how to choose a cruise vacation, how to pick a destination, how to avoid cruise scams, how to book online, how to cruise on a budget, how to watch for hidden costs, how to book excursions, how to pack, how to get to the cruise terminal, how to get married onboard, how to connect back to home, how tipping works, how to plan a reunion or family cruise, and how to get off the ship. You will become knowledgeable about cruising myths, planning timelines, cruise insurance, cruising terms, travel agents, air/sea packages, sailing ship and river cruises, pre and post-cruise travel, what clothing to bring, special needs passengers, singles on cruises, seniors on cruises, cruise costs, group cruises, last minute packages, passports and other critical documentation, travel rules and regulations, luggage, daily newsletters, room service, sports and exercise areas, seasickness, duty free port shopping, entertainment, libraries and game rooms, bars and lounges, private receptions, the spa, compulsory safety drills, life rafts, on board activities, the purser s desk, cruise cards, the dreaded norovirus, security, formal nights, pictures, your cell phone, walkie talkies, your final bill, and U.S. customs. In addition, we will answer the questions you might be too embarrassed to ask, such as: Why a cruise vacation? What is a guaranteed cabin? Which dining time is best? What should I expect? What will my cabin be like? Will I get wet when I go snorkeling? All this and more than you need to know for your first cruise will be covered in this new book.

Author: T. Brian Chatfield
Paperback: 288 pages
Company: Atlantic Publishing Company (2008-09-03)
ISBN: 1601381514
List Price: $21.95
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Author: Douglas Ward
Paperback: 720 pages
Company: Berlitz Publishing (2011-10-19)
ISBN: 1780040008
List Price: $24.99
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This magazine is designed for readers ages 50 or older. It features practical tips and vacation ideas geared toward finding the best values while traveling. Its editorial focus is primarily on North American destinations.

Magazine: Magazine Subscription, Print
Company: Vacation Publications, Inc.
List Price: $15.80
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Seatrade Cruise Review contains information and articles of interest to cruise line operators and managers, cruise line agents, travel agents, ground handlers, tourist boards, maritime equipment dealers, regulatory bodies, and anyone involved in port maintenance.

Magazine: Magazine Subscription
Company: Seatrade Organization
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NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC TRAVELER is a resource for active, curious travelers. It uses storytelling and you-are-there photography. Features focus on domestic and foreign destinations, personal travel reflections, food and restaurants, great places to stay, photography, trends, adventure, ecotourism, road trips, cultural events, and travelers and TravelWise-which appears with every major feature-furnishes a lively and complete mini guidebook to help consumers plan their trips.

Magazine: Magazine Subscription, Print
Company: National Geographic Society
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Wpg Cruise is the first, and only, magazine solely dedicated to Manitoba's automobile enthusiast.

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Company: Rolling Rhino Communications
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Company: American Express Publishing Corp.
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Company: Lakeside Publishing Company, LLC
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NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC KIDS is a fact-filled, fast-paced magazine created especially for ages 6 and up. With an award-winning combination of photos, facts, and fun, NG KIDS has captivated its more than one million readers for over 35 years. Articles and departments entertain and inspire readers to learn about their world with amazing information about animals, science, technology, archaeology, geography, and pop culture, plus jokes, games, activities in every issue.

Magazine: Magazine Subscription, Print
Company: National Geographic Society
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This magazine is edited for those who enjoy cruising and are interested in acquiring new skills enabling them to navigate and sail safely in coastal waters, on lakes and across oceans. About half of the articles involve information and techniques aimed at helping an owner maintain and enjoy his/her sailboat, while the other half reflect reader experiences.

Magazine: Magazine Subscription, Print
Company: Bonnier Corporation
List Price: $59.00
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Provides in-depth cruise ship feature reports, product evaluations, general cruise industry news, destinations and special features.

Magazine: Magazine Subscription
Company: Porthole Magazine
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Form more than 20 years, the newsletter Cruise Industry News has been the "inside newsletter" for cruise lines, shipyards, ports, financial analysts, and other industry decision makers. It covers industry news and developments, including the financial performance of the cruise lines.

Magazine: Magazine Subscription
Company: Cruise Industry News Inc
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